BREAKING NEWS – Clearwater, Florida – A large alligator was nabbed after breaking into a Florida home in the middle of the night. Clearwater police caught the 11-foot gator red-handed right Mary Wicshhusen’s kitchen. “He got my red wine—the good stuff,” homeowner Wicshhusen told Fox 13 Tampa. PETA who believes the true motive of alligator was obvious, blamed the federal government for not funding their recently created organization called “Reptile Alcoholics”.