BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – A zoologist involved in setting up the upcoming democratic debate, has said he has already sold out of his newly created “Joe Biden Repellent”, to all the women that are running for president. According to the inventor, the spray comes in three different sizes, and smells like the material used in straitjackets and muzzles, because it will remind the former VP of what President Obama ordered the Secret Service to do to him every time he set foot in the White House from 2008-2016.
