BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters has a different take on the low unemployment in America. “After doing a considerable amount of historical research, I have finally figured out why that maniac in the White House instituted those tax cuts that created all these jobs nationwide,” she began explaining her theory. “Trump is of German descent and no one is denying that. So I believe that this racist Nazi sympathizer created all these jobs, because it’s the closest he can to legalized forced labor like it was in Germany in the 1940s, and slavery in the 1700s and 1800s in this country. His motive is clear and sinister. Its another example of him bullying, by coercing unsuspecting people to feel compelled to work. You can’t rewrite history. Trust me on this! Impeach 45!”
