BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – Beach Boys founder Brian Wilson, who has long struggled with his mental health, announced he’s postponing his June tour because he’s “mentally insecure” and “struggling with stuff in my head.” According to his manager, Wilson’s biggest struggle was prompted by one of his grandson’s announcing that he wants a sex change. The Beach Boys co-founder said he found out about his grandson’s desire, when he showed up at his house with some men who also wanted to be transformed into women, and they jointly stated that they wish they all could be California girls.