BREAKING NEWS – Ottumwa, Iowa – Former Vice President Joe Biden made a bold promise… to “cure cancer” if he is elected president in 2020. “That’s why I’ve worked so hard in my career to make sure that… I promise you if I’m elected president, you’re going to see the single most important thing that changes America, we’re gonna cure cancer,” Biden declared. “And if I win in 2020, and I get re-elected in 2024, after we find the cure for cancer, I think we should work on the cures for Pisces, Sagittarius, and all of the other deadly zodiacs that has claimed so many lives.”
