BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – While visiting the Senate, Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders got into a heated exchange that almost turned physical. The fire was really turned up after Sanders called Biden a “perpetually mixed buffoon that’s out of touch with today’s politics”. Biden responded by calling Sanders a “socialistic imbecile” and that his accent is even “irritating to people that live in Brooklyn and Long Island”. Sanders then aggressively approached Biden while raising his hand and yelled, “I’ll slap you silly!” As security stepped in and broke up the two, Biden shouted back, “I’m already silly, so slapping me won’t change anything, my own staff will confirm that!”
