BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After an elaborate random drawing aired live on CNN, former Vice President Joe Biden will be center stage on July 31st, with Kamala Harris on his left Cory Booker on his right. Biden bragged about the diversity. “Isn’t it obvious that we have something that the republicans don’t?” he proudly asked. “It’s called a good mix. On one side of me will be Kamala Harris who is half Indian and half Jamaican. I never heard of that combination before. It sounds like a science experiment that went bad. And on the other side of me will be Cory Booker, and he looks like a brown villain from a Star Wars movie. This shows that the democratic party is open to everyone… no matter how strange.”
