BREAKING NEWS – Louisville, Kentucky – Joe Biden continues to pile up the gaffes while campaigning, with his latest one taking place in a church. After visiting Fort Knox, he went to a rally to garnish more support. The former vice president stated, “I read the bible everyday, and it reinforces my faith in Almighty Gold.” When he heard the gasps in the sanctuary, he followed that up with a comment that he felt was more inclusive by adding, “And I think silver is just as important.”
