BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – While campaigning in Iowa, Joe Biden lashes out against President Trump. “I hope he gets impeached!” he shouted. “And if he continues to bring to light what I did for my son in the Ukraine, I will sue him for slander. Let this be a warning to you Mr. Trump. The next time you bring up Hunter’s name, I will see you in court. And after I win, and Judge Judy sentences you to time in a federal prison, you will look like an idiot if at that point you continue to hurl your unsubstantiated allegations regarding my mental faculties!”
