BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., along with Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., walked out of a White House meeting with President Trump, which had been intended to discuss the administration’s decision to pull troops out of northern Syria. Transcripts of the heated exchange is now available and is as follows:

Pelosi – (After she aggressively stood up). I don’t like you or any of your foreign policies.

Trump – Sit down and shut up!

Pelosi – Just for that, I won’t have a vote for an impeachment, thus you can’t expose any moderate democrats that won in the states you won in, to help you get them booted in the 2020 election.

Trump – It doesn’t matter. I’ll win in a landslide against any of the top three buffoons that are trying to get the nomination.

Schumer – Mr. President please be more respectful. The Speaker and I prefer to call them morons.

Trump – Fine, I stand corrected.

Pelosi – (Yelling). I am not afraid of you, Mr. President! (She began walking toward the door followed by Schumer). I’m formidable, I’m tough, and I’m a Salem Witch trial survivor!

Schumer – (Yelling at Trump as he left the room). I guess she told you!