BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The sixth and final Democratic presidential debate of 2019 began with the long-awaited confrontation between Sen. Elizabeth Warren and South Bend, Ind., Mayor Pete Buttigieg materializing in the debate’s second hour, when the Massachusetts senator slammed her 37-year-old opponent for holding a pricey campaign fundraiser in a cave at a tony California winery. That cascaded into Warren alleging that Native American gay men are tougher than Caucasian gay men.

“Back then, white men use double barreled shot guns to take our land,” Warren said while holding up two fingers. “Whereas gay Native American men used bows and arrows to vigorously defend themselves, and they were adorned with a beautiful array of colorful feathers, with neatly pressed trousers and clean shaven, unlike American cowboys that wore bland colors with beards that were not meticulously trimmed.”