BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Sen. Elizabeth Warren has lost her home state of Massachusetts to Joe Biden, a jarring and perhaps final insult to her presidential campaign on another disappointing primary night. “I knew things were going bad after I recently spoke to a group of Native Americans in the place where I grew up, Norman, Oklahoma,” she said nearly in tears. “I knew they wouldn’t support me after I had to repeatedly duck, to avoid getting a tomahawk buried in my forehead.”
