BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Convicted sex offender Harvey Weinstein is due to be sentenced tomorrow after being found guilty of two sex crimes last month, has expressed some remorse through his spokesman, apparently in response to a catalog of alleged bad behavior compiled by prosecutors for his trial judge. The former Hollywood producer said that after he gets out, he plans to pursue acting as a career. “I would love to be on the silver screen so I can prove myself to be a great actor, and people would quickly forget my past,” he explained. “One role I would love to be in, is an autobiographical film about the life of Bill Cosby, with me being the lead character in blackface.”
