BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In a very confusing statement about a company that makes beer, Joe Biden sides with the “laid off” employees, even though none of them have been laid off. “Every day I hear the words ‘Corona fire us’. I’m assuming that the workers for that beer company are daring their company to terminate their employment after laying them off due to the worldwide crisis. This is all President Trump’s fault for not being able to relate to the average citizen, and for not keeping up with current events!”