BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In a leaked email, Nancy Pelosi has told every democratic governor, not to reopen up their state unless they are certain how the citizens will vote in the upcoming national election. “We must function as a team,” she began. “That witch Hillary Clinton screwed things up in 2016 and we must now fix it! Get some assurances from business owners that they will order their employees to public support Joe Biden and to never mention his dementia. If they refuse, enforce a more strict stay-at-home order which can destroy livelihoods, that way we can starve them into submission.”
