BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former second lady Jill Biden told CNN that she’d love to see the former first lady accept a spot as running mate on her husband’s ticket. “I’d love it if Michelle [Obama] would agree to it,” she said. “That would be wonderful.”
However, Hillary Clinton didn’t like the idea, and she didn’t mince words. “This really angers me,” said the former Secretary of State. “I was beaten by a black man in 2008. If Michelle is VP, and Biden’s mental health continues to decline, then Michelle will be the first female president. And I’ll tell you what, for the past twelve years, there hasn’t been a single day that I haven’t cursed General Robert E. Lee for not being a better tactician on the battlefield.”