BREAKING NEWS – Copenhagen, Demark – The famed statue of Hans Christian Andersen’s Little Mermaid, one of Copenhagen’s biggest tourist draws, has been vandalized with the text “racist fish.” The words were tagged on the stone where the 1.65-meter (5.4-foot)-high bronze is sitting at the entrance of the Copenhagen harbor.
According to a caller that identified himself as Al Sharpton, the Little Mermaid was labeled a racist after the he said he heard her say, that she only dates men with the same complexion as Aquaman, she has always admired Great White sharks, and she sits at the harbor to make sure that no African-Americans try to sneak into her country by boat.