BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Bill de Blasio on suggested that Gov. Andrew Cuomo was wrong to call on wealthy New Yorkers to return to the city amid the coronavirus pandemic and an uptick in crime. The mayor also threatened to tax the wealthy even further if the federal government does not do more to assist the city, which is facing the worst financial crisis in decades.

Cuomo urged wealthy New Yorkers to return to Manhattan to assist the city with the financial burden caused by the pandemic, saying coronavirus is now “under control.” Thousands of apartments were vacated as the wealthy fled the city during the pandemic to seek refuge in places such as the Hamptons and Connecticut.

De Blasio said the city was tracking those who’d left, and he and Cuomo agreed to give the fleeing New Yorkers thirty days to return, or he two of them would have the ones in the Hamptons arrested, the ones in Connecticut extradited, their property confiscated, and then charge them with treason. They also said those “traitors” will have an opportunity to plead their cases in front of a firing party of their peers, after they hear the word “aim”.