BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – An email leaked by DNC Chair Tom Perez displayed his intense degree of frustration, after doctors at Walter Reed Hospital allowed President Trump to be released, and will continue his campaign to be reelected.

“I am going out of my mind!” the email began. “I can’t take much more of this! We have done everything possible in the past almost 4 years to stop him, and so far nothing has worked! Considering how he handled everything we’ve thrown at him so far, my newest plan is to bribe someone from the Secret Service to sneak into the Oval Office when no one is there, and next to the President’s desk, inconspicuously place some kryptonite!”