BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President-elect Joe Biden said during an interview on CNN, that he plans to ask the American public to wear masks for 100 days, starting the day he is inaugurated, in order to drive down the number of coronavirus cases.

“The first day I’m inaugurated I’m going to ask the public for 100 days to mask,” Biden said. “Just 100, not forever — 100 days.”

“I think we’ll see a significant reduction that occurs with vaccinations and masking to drive down the numbers considerably.”

But his following statements was when the confusion started. “Yes, my idea should work” he began. “After 100 days of mosques, Covid-19 will be reduced among Muslims. Mosques? I meant monks. When monks are in those remote castles… no wait, mocks, I meant mocks. Republicans mock me often for no apparent reason. Can you believe how stupid they are?”