BREAKING NEWS – Louisville, Kentucky – The homes of Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi were vandalized over the weekend after Congress adjourned Friday without securing $2,000 stimulus checks.

Messages like “where’s my money” and other expletives were written with spray paint across the front door and bricks of the Kentucky Republican’s house in Louisville. Police spokesman Dwight Mitchell said the incident happened around 5 a.m. Saturday and there was “minor damage of graffiti on a window and door.” The department has no suspects.

Meanwhile, at the San Francisco home of Pelosi, a Democrat, vandals painted graffiti on the garage door and left a pig’s head on the sidewalk around 2 a.m. Friday morning, police said. Vandals also wrote messages like “$2k cancel rent” and left fake blood on Pelosi’s driveway, according to local news reports. San Francisco Police said its Special Investigations Division was investigating.

In a leaked email, Pelosi wrote to all democrats in Congress “I specifically told those homeless idiots not to mess up my residence, and instead they defecated all over my grass! Apparently, none of those drunken morons can follow simple instructions, because I told them that they could sit on my front lawn, NOT ‘s**t’ on it!”