BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to a senior source with Customs and Border Protection (CBP) a plan is under consideration for Border Patrol agents in the Rio Grande Valley Sector (RGV) to begin releasing illegal border crossers who claim asylum without issuing a Notice to Appear (NTA) – meaning they will depart custody without a court date.

Such a decision would be unprecedented if enacted and would place the responsibility of seeking an asylum hearing on the migrants through Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (ICE) or legal assistance.

President Biden commented on the current crisis. “This is all President Trump’s fault,” he began. “None of this would be happening if he returned my phone calls, explaining to me how he so efficiently handled this mess!”