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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki is now saying President Biden will now begin holding regular press conferences, to prove to the world that he does not have dementia. However, she also said that he will preface his response to every question by saying. “If my memory serves me correctly…”.