BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Biden White House’s new deputy director for political strategy and outreach encouraged people to “look up your nearest ICE office and shut-it-down” and said ICE “doesn’t have to exist” in 2018 tweets.

“If you’re looking for a way to help – look up your nearest ICE office and shut-it-down,” Natalie Montelongo wrote on Twitter on June 21, 2018, in response to a story about anti-ICE protests in Portland.

President Biden defended her. “I totally agree with her,” he began. “Ice doesn’t need to exist these days, as long as people have refrigerators and freezers, and people can actually leave food outside during the winters in some states. And if people do need a cool refreshment, I am going to make an executive order that mandates every 7-11 to give away a Slurpee or a Big Gulp with every Covid-19 shot.”