BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – More than 50 House Republicans are urging President Biden to remove Vice President Kamala Harris from her role dealing with the migrant crisis that has overwhelmed the southern border in recent months — accusing her of “inaction” on the crisis due to her failure to visit the border.

“Despite being in the midst of a border crisis this country has not seen in two decades, Vice President Harris has not yet shown adequate interest in observing this crisis first-hand,” the 56 lawmakers, led by Rep. Glenn Grothman, R-Wis., wrote. “In the 85 days since the Vice President has been tasked with solving this crisis, she has yet to visit the border and meet with Border Patrol agents, Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officials and local law enforcement officials.”

President Biden responded to their letter.

“This a clear case of republicans trying to manipulate me into getting Vice President Harris to do her job, and I’m not falling for it,” he explained. “If I push her around, she may not want to run this country before we get to the midterms. Because according to my staff, my doctors, and my wife, that’ll be around the time when I can no longer hide me senility. At that point, I’ll be returned to my basement, never to be seen again in public, barring a successful escape attempt, on my part.”