BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki unloads on the press after taking a few questions.

“You people are at times, some of the most insensitive on earth,” she angrily began. “I have to stand here daily and constantly defend the stupidity of President Biden and Vice President Harris!” She did then a gesture with her hands. “Sometimes I want to strangle both of them! Yet you members of the press constantly ask me questions you know I don’t want to answer, just to make it appear that I am aligning myself with those two idiots. My husband and children regularly laugh at the moronic things I say up here, to the point, where I try to get out of bed and get out the house before they wake, and I won’t return until I know for sure that everyone is asleep. So please, in the future, softball questions only.”