BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A scientist adventurer and China’s ‘Bat Woman’ are under scrutiny as coronavirus lab-leak theory gets another look.
Chinese virologist Shi Zhengli is seen conducting research at the Wuhan Institute of Virology. Dubbed China’s “Bat Woman,” Shi has been the country’s star coronavirus researcher, identifying multiple new SARS-like viruses over the years and giving prescient warnings about the risk of a new pandemic.
President Biden commented on the Chinese scientist. “This Bat Woman needs to be hauled into court to testify,” he began. “And not just her, but Bruce Wayne too! If I had the power, I promise you both of them would be standing in front of a federal judge under oath, answering questions in Gotham City.