BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki said President Joe Biden remains an “advocate” for survivors of sexual assault following the Pennsylvania Supreme Court’s decision to throw out Bill Cosby’s conviction.

“The president has long been an advocate for fighting against violence against women,” Psaki told reporters. “And before any of you try to compare President Biden’s past to Bill Cosby, remember, the President is heavily into inconspicuous inappropriate hair sniffing, not date rapes.”