BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters said she plans to file a complaint with the U.S. Olympic Committee, alleging that the medals reflect racism.
“I have no idea why I haven’t seen it before, but the racism is obvious with the color of the medals,” she began. “The gold represents Asians, the silver represents Caucasians, and the bronze represents African-Americans. Yep, we’re last again, even in international sports awards. How did this happen? Who’s at fault? As I understand it, the first games were held in ancient Greece, which means the medal racism was probably initiated by their leader President Zeus.”