BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN’s “New Day” hosted by outspoken liberal Brianna Keilar almost became “New Low” last week when the struggling morning show had its worst week since 2014 in the demographic coveted by advertisers.

“New Day” managed only 76,000 viewers among the key demo of adults age 25-54 for the week of July 5-11, its smallest audience in the crucial category since the week of June 23, 2014.  FNC, Investigation Discovery, Hallmark, MSNBC, USA, NICK at Nite, TNT and ESPN all averaged more viewers among the key demo than “New Day,” which managed to tie Nickelodeon in the category.

Keilar was defiant when commenting on her deplorable ratings. “Why are people rubbing my nose in the fact of me being last in the ratings?” she asked. “In fact, I am not last, I am tied for last, yet no one is being critical of Nickelodeon.” She then began showing visible signs of anger. “Mark my words, the kids who are watching Nickelodeon today, will be my fans tomorrow! If I still have this show twenty years from now, these innocent kids of today will be devout followers of mine in 2041, and they will be as liberal and godless as I am, like all the other hosts on this network!”