BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – “No comment from Dr. Fauci on Obama’s soirée last night with a few hundred of his closest friends – or how about Lollapalooza last week in Chicago,” one social media user said in reaction to Fauci’s comments critical of the annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally. “Or, I guess it’s SELECTIVE festivities, because the virus knows, and only attacks those who fit the Dems’ narrative.”

The remarks came in response to Fauci’s comments expressing concern about South Dakota’s upcoming Sturgis Motorcycle Rally on Sunday’s “Meet the Press,” with host Chuck Todd speculating the rally could become a “super spreader” event.

Fauci finally weighed in with a tweet. “There is a reason why I didn’t comment on the Obama party,” he began. “It’s because it is very difficult for the Covid virus to attach itself to people moving around on a dance floor, and black people have some really smooth moves. The gyrations and head bobbing by black people on the dance floor confuses the virus, it gets dizzy, falls to the ground, and gets crushed by a myriad of shuffling feet.”