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BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – “I have a lot of respect for our Armed Forces,” President Biden said as he walked through Arlington National Cemetery. “And the reason why I wear a mask, is because I don’t want any of our fallen heroes to contract Covid-19, which may result in their hospitalization or even death for these brave men.”