BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The White House cut off the audio feed for President Joe Biden after he was posed a question on stranded Americans in Afghanistan.

As he wrapped up a meeting on cybersecurity in the State Dining Room, Biden dismissed the press as they continued to ask questions. However, he appeared to answer one reporter’s query before leaving.

NBC’s Peter Alexander asked, “If Americans are still in Afghanistan after the deadline what will you do?”

The White House then proceeded to cut off the audio feed from Biden’s response. An unnamed source from the White House stated that if Biden attempts to answer anymore questions from a reporter while in the building, he’ll fall through a trap door, land on the back of a pick trip, and be driven underground to his basement in Delaware.