BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – An Afghan interpreter that helped rescue then-Sen. Joe Biden and two other senators from Afghanistan thirteen years ago is now pleading with the president to rescue him and his family, warning that the Taliban will likely kill him on sight.

In 2008, the man known only as Mohammed was part of a team that helped ensure Joe Biden’s safety after their Black Hawk helicopter was forced to make an emergency landing during a snowstorm.

Taliban insurgents had been spotted in the remote Afghan valley around the same time.

Thirteen years later, with Biden in the driver’s seat, Mohammed is asking the president to return the favor.

“Do not forget me and my family,” said Mohammed, while speaking by telephone to “Fox & Friends First” co-host Jillian Mele.

President Biden responded to Mohammed’s pleading. “I have no respect for whiners,” stated the president in a brief press conference. “I’m always doing favors for people, and I expect nothing in return. So, even if Mohammed loses his life, he should die knowing that I appreciated what he did for me, and after the Taliban catches up to him, I won’t have to deal with his nonstop, irritating adolescent begging.”