BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Embattled CNN boss Jeff Zucker’s liberal network is plagued by scandal, embarrassing headlines and struggles to attract an audience as critics wonder if the TV honcho is on thin ice.
Zucker was forced to fire star anchor Chris Cuomo, after months of protecting him at all costs, and welcomed legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin back to CNN after he was terminated from his other job for masturbating on a Zoom call in front of colleagues. CNN host Don Lemon has also been accused of a sexually charged assault but denies all wrongdoing, and a top producer at the network was charged by a grand jury in Vermont “with three counts of using a facility of interstate commerce to attempt to entice minors to engage in unlawful sexual activity.”
“It would be easy to be critical of all these guys, Zucker explained. “But I am going to take the high road, and say that of these men have extremely intense sex drives, that at times made their victims feel slightly uncomfortable.”