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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN anchor Don Lemon has now made the claim that Jesus…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN continues to ignore or downplay news that is harmful to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN’s Chris Cuomo was accused of siding with the “mob” during…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN anchor Chris Cuomo was quick to defend climate activist Greta…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A viral video in which the “Cuomo Prime Time” host Chris…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Vice President Joe Biden faced mockery for claiming that Russia…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN abruptly cut the feed after Don Lemon and Chris Cuomo…

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