BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NBC anchor Chuck Todd said that President Biden was in trouble with the American electorate following the release of a new NBC poll last week showing dismal approval ratings to kick off the midterm election year.

During the opening segment on “Meet the Press,” Todd, citing the poll, declared Biden’s 43% approval rating showed he’d “lost his identity,” and was “no longer seen as competent and effective” in the eyes of voters, spelling a potential “shellacking” for Democrats in November.

“When I say he lost his identity, I mean some days he literally doesn’t know who he is,” stated Todd. “I feel his early stages of dementia would be more tolerable, if he would’ve chosen a running mate who’s I.Q. wasn’t a few digits below her age.”