BREAKING NEWS – Dover, Delaware – President Biden remains at his private home in Delaware as the Russian invasion of Ukraine continues to escalate.
Putin ordered the Russian defense minister and the chief of the military’s General Staff to put the nuclear deterrent forces in a “special regime of combat duty.” The move signals tensions could boil over into a nuclear war.
“The current war that was started by Russia is really stressing me out, so I am taking well earned break from reality,” Biden explained. “So for the next few days I am going to be watching on tv, sports, documentaries, and some of those dumb shows that the Obamas produced on Netflix.”