BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The State Department is being sued by a government watchdog group after the department said they would not be able to fulfill a documents request involving presidential climate envoy John Kerry’s office until after the next presidential election in 2024.

Protect the Public’s Trust (PPT), a government watchdog, filed the transparency suit against the State Department on after the department said they wouldn’t be able to fulfill the group’s Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request on Kerry’s office until November 18, 2024.

Kerry responded to PPT’s request in a brief press conference. “Their inquiry is politically motivated,” he began. “What they are really trying to do, is determine if I’m as stupid as President Biden, and the records will clearly show that I’m not… in most cases.”