BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Biden administration’s Department of Justice (DOJ), Department of Education, Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) and the Federal Bureau of Prisons were all contacted by Fox News Digital requesting a definition of “woman.” None of the agencies provided their definition or criteria for an individual to be categorized as a “woman,” despite each boasting entire initiatives aimed at helping women and DOJ declined to comment. An anonymous source for the White House stated that the Biden Administration defines a woman as “any person who’s hair the president attempts to sniff.”