BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Yielding to the pressure of inclusiveness in regards to transgenders, Universal Pictures is currently filming a remake of a classic film, this time it will be called, “Queen Kong”. The storyline will be similar to other past productions by various studios, except at the end, Queen Kong who will still be a male, climbs the Empire State Building wearing a size 912 stiletto heals, a tierra, lipstick, and swatting planes out of the sky with a gigantic Gucci purse.