BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – GOP lawmakers torched President Biden over his administration promoting, a website that provides information to expecting mothers on where to get an abortion and how to circumvent parental notification laws where such laws exist.

Rep. Lisa McClain, R-Mich., blasted the Biden administration, calling the move “unbelievable.”

“The White House advocating for underage loopholes in getting an abortion is beyond sickening,” said McClain. “Shame on you, Mr. President.”

Biden was defiant in position, and doubled down. “This eliminates nosy parents that are constantly trying to pry into the sex lives of their young teenage daughters,” said the President. “In my opinion, this a respectful way for girls to tell mom and dad, to mind their own freakin’ business!”