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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Warner Brothers has announced that they have signed a contract with Clint Eastwood, to revise his character in an upcoming film from the 1970’s, when he played a police detective in San Francisco. And because Eastwood is now 92, the movie will be called “Dusty Harry”.