BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Mayor Rahm Emanuel states that he plans on cleaning up Chicago politics and to change the city’s corrupt reputation. He said he is motivated to make the change, because over the past 50 years, there has been countless incidents of a dead person voting multiple times in an election. The new law that Emanuel is now proposing is “one corpse – one vote”. The Mayor added, that in the future, anytime it’s discovered that a deceased individual voted more than once in an election, there would be a complete and thorough investigation. He concluded by saying the new law isn’t perfect, but it’s a great start.