BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Progressive politicians, such as Democrat Senator Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts, have attacked pro-life pregnancy centers in the wake of Roe v. Wade’s overturn, going as far as to call for them to be shut down across the country.

“What these crisis pregnancy centers has done to people, makes my blood boil!” Warren yelled to a large crowd. “Plus, I get extremely angry every time I see a toddler walking around, that was born due to the influence of one of those pro-life pregnancy centers, because in my view, the very existence of those particular two and three year old knuckleheads, is totally unacceptable!”