BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Longtime CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin announced his split with the network, only 14 months after CNN welcomed him back following the infamous Zoom incident that tarnished his reputation and embarrassed the network.

While Toobin announced that he “decided” to leave CNN, many feel he wasn’t exactly given a choice considering new CNN CEO Chris Licht is thought to be attempting to “tamp down spectacle” and restore the network’s credibility. If anyone brought spectacle to CNN, it was Toobin.

The legal pundit was famously caught masturbating during a 2020 Zoom meeting with his New Yorker colleagues and subsequently fired by the magazine. Toobin said immediately following his departure, he plans on doing a lot of volunteer work, specifically donating regularly to local sperm banks.