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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – First Lady Jill Biden has now been given the title “The Worst Dressed First Lady in U.S. History”. According to a fashion critic at Vogue Magazine, “Jill’s dress looked like she’s an over-the-hill hippie, living at polygamist Mormon compound.”