BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – Former professional basketball coach and NBA analyst for the TNT network, Stan Van Gundy, was hammered on Twitter after comparing President Biden’s student loan handout to Jesus Christ’s multiplication of the loaves and the fishes.
“I openly admit that I don’t know the bible that well, but isn’t it possible that President Biden is Jesus, and he’s come back to help this nation?” Van Gundy wrote on Twitter. “As I understand it, when Jesus fed that crowd, he maxed out every credit card he had to provide thousands of people with a meal. And I have never heard of him ever being late on a payment, or asking for a credit limit increase.”