BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Biden’s proposed changes for Title IX have stirred up such controversy that they’ve generated a record number of public comments from parents, many of whom are concerned about their children’s safety in schools, and what the amendments will mean for women’s sports.

The Biden administration proposed new regulations on the 50th anniversary of Title IX, which prohibits sex-based discrimination in schools, to expand the protections to include sexual orientation and gender identity.

“Different locker rooms for different people is a waste of tax payer dollars,” Biden stated at a press conference. “If you think about it, deep down inside, we’re all the same. I also think it’s pointless and even a little claustrophobic to have barriers between toilets in the bathrooms. And I will have all of them removed with my new policy that I call, ‘No walls between stalls.’”