BREAKING NEWS – Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania – While speaking at the Arnaud C. Marts Center on the campus of Wilkes University, President Biden’s latest “comical” gaffe on crime stats, has even his own party questioning his mental health. He stated that he was happy to announce that crime has dropped drastically in Gotham City and Metropolis. Biden emphasized that the numbers were accurate because he got them from “D.C.”